You're a wannabe stripper with a microphone

And I'd respect you more if you just took off your clothes, yeah

You're a waste of three minutes and a dance routine

And your daddy had to buy the record company

Guess I'll be the bad guy, so get mad at me

I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks

You ain't no Madonna, no, you ain't no pop queen

You're just a pre-Madonna suckin' off the paparazzi

Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing

You think that you're the real deal, you're nothin' but a striptease

Stri-stri-striptease

I can only listen to you in a magazine

You're the reason there ain't music on MTV

Got a stack of ones, but it ain't for your CD

I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks

You ain't no Madonna, no, you ain't no pop queen

You're just a pre-Madonna suckin' off the paparazzi

Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing

You think that you're the real deal, you're nothin' but a striptease

Stri-stri-striptease

So take it off nice and slow

Or take it off my radio

No, you ain't no Madonna, no, you ain't no pop queen

You're just a pre-Madonna suckin' off the paparazzi

Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing

You think that you're the real deal, you're nothin' but a striptease

You ain't no Madonna, no, you ain't no pop queen

You're just a pre-Madonna suckin' off the paparazzi

Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing

You think that you're the real deal, you're nothin' but a striptease

Stri-stri-striptease

Stri-stri-striptease

Stri-stri-striptease

You're nothin' but a striptease