I Got It Made

I'm your idol, the highest title, numero uno

I'm not a Puerto Rican but I'm speaking so that you know

And understand I got the gift of speech

And it's a blessing, so listen to the lesson I preach

I talk sense condensed into the form of a poem

Full of knowledge from my toes to the top of my dome

I'm kinda young but my tongue speaks maturity

I'm not a child, I don't need nothing for security

I get paid when my record is played

To put it short

I got it made

I'm outspoken, my language is broke into a slang

But it's just a dialect that I select when I hang

I play it cool 'cause cooling is all that I'm about

Just foolin' with the girlies, yes, I'm busting it out

I'm Special Ed and you can tell by the style that I use

I'm creatively superior, yo, I never lose

I never lost 'cause I'm the boss and never will 'cause I'm still

The champion, chief one, won't lose until I choose

Which I won't 'cause I don't retreat

I'll run you over like a truck and leave you dead in the street

You're inviting me, a titan, to a battle, why?

I don't need your respect 'cause I got it made

I'm talented, yes, I'm gifted

Never boosted, never shoplifted

I got the cash, but money ain't nothing

Make a million dollars every record that I cut and

My name is Special Ed and I'm a super-duper star

Every other month, I get a brand new car

Got twenty, that's plenty, yet I still want more

Kinda fond of Honda scooters, got seventy four

I got the riches to fulfill my needs

Got land in the sand of the West Indies

Even got a little island of my very own

I got a frog, a dog with a solid gold bone

An accountant to account the amount I spent

Got a treaty with Tahiti 'cause I own a percent

Got gear outwear for every day

Boutiques from France to the USA

And I make all the money from the rhymes I invent

So it really doesn't matter how much I spent

Because, yo, I make fresh rhymes daily

You burn me, really?

Think just blink and I've made a million rhymes

Just imagine if you blinked a million times

Damn, I'd be paid

I got it made

I'm kinda spoiled 'cause everything I want, I got made

I wanted gear, got everything from cotton to suede

I wanted leg, I didn't beg, I just got laid

My hair was growing too long so I got me a fade

And when my dishes got dirty, I got Cascade

When the weather was hot, I got a spot in the shade

I'm wise because I rise to the top of my grade

Wanted peace on Earth, so to God, I prayed

Some kids across town thought I was afraid

They couldn't harm me, I got the army brigade

I'm not a trader, if what you got is great, I'll trade

But maybe later because my waiter made potato n' alligator soufflé

I got it made