Star 69

You don't have to take the bar exam to see

What you've done is ignoramus one-oh-three

What've I got to hang my hat on

You don't have a spot to pee in

All this just to be your friend

I was there until the end

Extortion and arson, petty larceny

I know you called, I know you called, I know you called

I know you called, I know you called, I know you hung up my line

Star 69

I know all about the warehouse fire

I know squirrels didn't chew the wires

Three people have my number

The other two were with me

I don't like to tell, tell but I'm not your Patsy

This time you have gone too far with me

I know you called, I know you called, I know you called

I know you called, I know you called, I know you hung up my line

Star 69

Why'd you put your quarter down on me?

This reads like some dork inside edition hard copy

I can't be your character witness

I can't be your alibi

Doorbell rings it's the FBI

We learned spy versus spy

You my friend, are guilty as can be

I know you called, I know you called, I know you called

I know you called, I know you called, I know you called

I know you called, I know you called, I know you called

I know you called, I know you called, I can't be your alibi

Star 69