Grandpa Metal (feat. Kim Thayil)

Scott Ian's been more metal than you since before you were even alive

Ever since he heard Angus Young in 1975

(That's right!)

He was bigger than the Devil, spreading the disease

Now when he's caught in a mosh he has to Icy Hot his knees

(What the fuck!?)

He says all new metal sounds like shit

GRANDPA METAL

But don't riff too hard, dude, you might just break your hip

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He has a million metal stories from back in the day

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But if you talk back he's got to turn up his hearing aid

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(What?)

He hasn't liked any new music since 1992

But now he has to put in his teeth before he can even chew

(Really?)

You gotta give it up to Anthrax for always fucking touring

But now he sleeps on top of the bus because he's always fucking snoring

(Come on!)

He was bigger than the Devil, spreading the disease

Now when he's caught in a mosh he has to Icy Hot his knees

(And my back)

He says all new metal sounds like shit

GRANDPA METAL

But now he needs Life Alert to get out of the pit

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When you were a baby, Scott invented moshing

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And now when he stomps you hear his diaper sloshing

GRANDPA METAL

(Wah)

He says all new metal sounds like shit (Yup)

GRANDPA METAL

But don't riff too hard, dude, you might just break your hip

GRANDPA METAL

He has a million metal stories from back in the day

GRANDPA METAL

But if you talk back he's got to turn up his hearing aid

GRANDPA METAL

(I can't hear you)