Bad Day

I hope that the last page

Of your eight-hundred page novel is missing

I hope that it rains

If you leave the window down on your red Mustang

'Cause every day ought to be a bad day for you

'Cause every day ought to be a bad day for you

If you drop your keys

I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby

I hope that your team lost

I hope your new girl takes off with a new guy

'Cause every day ought to be a bad day for you

'Cause every day ought to be a bad day for you

And I would like to be your girlfriend

So I could dump you

And I would like to be your garbage man

So I would never have to pick up your trash again

Maybe you should wonder

Why your apartment is always so empty

Well I hope you get locked out

Of that apartment and have to call Jenny (Ohhh!)

'Cause every day ought to be a bad day for you

Every day ought to be a bad day for you

Every day ought to be a bad day for you

'Cause every day ought to be a bad day for you

But I'm sorry if it ever is, I'm sorry if it ever is

But I'm sorry if it ever is, I'm sorry if it ever is

But I'm sorry if it ever is, I'm sorry if it ever is

But I'm sorry if it ever is, I'm sorry if it ever is

But I'm sorry if it ever is, I'm sorry if it ever is

But I'm sorry if it ever is, I'm sorry if it ever is

But I'm sorry if it ever is, I'm sorry if it ever is

I'm sorry if it ever is