The Only Exercise I Get Is You

Apart from at the supermarket

Walking down the aisle

Apart from when you're angry

And I'm trying not to smile

Apart from maybe forefinger

On the pizza that I dial

The only exercise I get is you

Apart from lifting glass up to

The lips in which I pour

Apart from taking clothes back

That don't fit me anymore

And the opening

And the closing of refrigerator door

The only exercise I get is

You, you, you, you, you, you, you

You, you, you, you, you, you, you

Apart from fielding questions like

"Where've you been all my life?"

And answering them blithely with

"Actually, with my loving wife"

Apart from creating atmosphere

You can only cut with knife

The only exercise I get is

You, you, you, you, you, you, you

Apart from hunting high

And low each day for the remote

Finding and apologising to

Those I had by throat

Apart from forcing head through

Neighbor's hedge for daily gloat

The only exercise I get is you

Apart from chasing compliments

Like dog does to its tail

Apart from wasting time on

Fitness test I'll always fail

Apart from climbing walls when

You're not there, no man could scale

The only exercise I get is

You, you, you, you, you, you, you

Apart from fielding questions like

"Where've you been all my life?"

And answering them blithely with

"Actually, with my loving wife"

Apart from creating atmosphere

You can only cut with knife

The only exercise I get is

You, you, you, you, you, you, you

You, you, you, you, you, you, you

The only exercise is when I roll my eyes

At something silly, one of us has said

Or there comes an awkward noise

Less gentleman, more boys

Most frequently from your side of

The bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed

Bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed

Apart from fielding questions like

"Where've you been all my life?"

And answering them blithely with

"Actually, with my loving wife"

Apart from creating atmosphere

You can only cut with knife

The only exercise I get is you!