Why You Want Me

I don't cook, I don't clean

I don't like kids and I'm mean

And I can't figure out why you want me

I get drunk 'til I can't walk

I don't really listen to you when you talk

And I can't figure out why you want me

Maybe you're a little bit special

Maybe you're a little bit dumb

Maybe I finally found somebody who can put up with my shit

Maybe you're the one

I do drugs, don't go to work

I treat you like a bitch just because I'm a jerk

And I can't figure out why you want me

I don't care, I don't despair

And I'll take photos of you sleeping in your underwear

I just can't figure out why you want me

Maybe you're a little bit special

Maybe you're a little bit dumb

Maybe I finally found somebody who can put up with my shit

Maybe you're the one

Maybe you're a little bit special

Maybe you're a little bit dumb

Maybe I finally found somebody who can put up with my shit

Maybe you're the one, oh-no, maybe you're the one