Nickelodeon

Bleep me into furtive satisfaction

Pop my daisy, heal my cancer, pull my chain but

I can’t get no girl reaction

All around the Christmas tree

Bigelow accessorie

Don’t know what it means to be

A forklift, or not to be

I say make him eat a pomegranate

Make him eat granite

Make him eat a comma lift

A worm

A facelift

A commie fart bucket or a dandelion

Lucid, lucid in the sky and HE says

“Tryin to get some girl pregnant” but his BABY Says

I’ll come back maybe not next week

Cause you see I’m a nickelodeon

So THEY say

Where’s Papa Joe when you need him and SHE Says

Smorgasborg, penis, calliope, abstraction

And I say

Ya can’t fight Cindy Sherman,

KANYE?