Music Is Sport

Music is sport, come gather round the court

Come sweat and scream for your favorite team

As you cheer and down a beer

You think they lookin' like they could be back in form this year

They're sportin' all the name gear

They got the shoulder smackin' corporate backin'

Lights are blarin', things are happenin', you see

The media saccharine glistening on their tongues

They'll be climbing up the rungs to the top

Of the industry echelons

Keep it goin' on, 'cause they didn't have come to play

They came to win, pros like them know losing is a sin

And when it comes down to handling their balls

These boys give their all

With hand to eye, down the line, superfine control

Backhand, forehand, underhand, power plays

They be hearin' all the opposition in a stunned daze

Fast man they leave the rest behind

You'll find they always have the last laugh

As the crowd roars

Music is sport

Music is sport

The fests are the test, they're like the musical Olympics

Or like the grand final meets without the seats

It's band versus band in an action-packed day of

Non stop playoff, where's the fuckin' payoff?

One gets the mic, one makes the pass

One executes the play, time for a Mexican wave

Crowd goes wild for racket skills

I teach lessons in regressions

But I sure don't pay the bills

What the hell we hittin' for? Record companies keepin' score

Trying to get those shiny plaque trophies for the office wall

Pumping out the hits to feed the media blitz

Now watch the swollen champs

Pour the champers on bikini clad tits

Busted through a banner backstage, high five

And then we pray to God before we play to the throbbing mob

So if you're ever on the sideline or sweating on the court

Just remember, my friend

Music is sport

Music is sport

Music is sport

Music is sport