Eid Mubarak

Woke up, and it started

Eid Mubarak

Took a bath and then I farted

Eid Mubarak

I hope I’m not a target

Eid Mubarak

No shoes on the carpet

Eid Mubarak

Eid Mubarak! Eid Mubarak! Eid Mubarak!

My dad is named Mubarak

Eid Mubarak

And he’ll take you to the promised land

Eid Mubarak

Well should I shake his hand?

Hung ‘um again, Hug ‘um again

I don’t even know this man

Yo hug ‘um again!!

Eid Mubarak! Eid Mubarak! Eid Mubarak!