Pimpin' All Over the World

(Oh yeah)

The fancy cars

The women and the caviar

You know who we are

'Cause we're pimpin' all over the world

The fancy cars

The women and the caviar

You know who we are

'Cause we're pimpin' all over the world

(Sing it, hoes)

(The world, the world, the world)

All over the world, baby

It's only right that I share my experiences with y'all

'Cause I've been places you'll never imagine

But I'ma start it at home

When I see a girl I like

I walk straight up to her and I'm like, uh

Uh

Hey girl, how you doin'?

Your are the woman that I'm really pursuin'

And I would like to get to know ya, can you give me your name?

When you jot down your number you'll get mine in exchange (Hey)

See I'm the man of this town

And I hope you wouldn't mind if I showed you around

So when you go to certain places you'll be thinkin' of me

We got people to meet and many places to see (Hey)

Mmm, I'm really diggin' ya lips

But be careful where you walkin' when you swingin' them hips

I'm kinda concerned that you'll be causin' a crash

With your traffic-jam booty, heads pausin' so fast (Hey)

I wouldn't trade you for the world, I swear it

I like ya hair and every style that you wear it

And how the colors coordinate with your clothes

From your manicured nails to your pedicured toes

(Oh yeah)

The fancy cars

The women and the caviar

You know who we are

'Cause we're pimpin' all over the world

The fancy cars

The women and the caviar

You know who we are

'Cause we're pimpin' all over the world

Yeah, you hear the song, so dance

Don't always think I'm tryin' to get in your pants

'Cause see me, my pimpin's in 3D

I'm takin' you places you only see on TV

Tryna show you how you livin' is trife

How many guys you know could bring the Travel Channel to life

One day we on the Autobahn, swervin', drivin'

Next day we in the sun on the Virgin Islands

If you with me, ain't no time to sleep

Especially at Wet Willies on Miami Beach

But I'll drop you off and pay you no attention

If I make it to Atlanta's Bronner's Brothers Convention

Then jump in the car and just ride for hours

Makin' sure I don't miss the homecoming at Howard

Hawaii to D.C., it's plenty women to see

So if yo ass don't show up it's more women for me (Hey)

(Oh yeah)

The fancy cars

The women and the caviar

You know who we are

'Cause we're pimpin' all over the world

The fancy cars

The women and the caviar

You know who we are

'Cause we're pimpin' all over the world

I'm in New York at the Puerto Rican Day parade

Then at night I'm in New Orleans drinkin' hand grenades

Outnumbered by the dozens at the Jazz Fest

In Mardi Gras all the women tryna show me they chest, ay

I'm in Jamaica, spendin' massive bucks

While the ladies all beggin' me to mash it up

I had sad beginnings when I rapped with no fans

Now it's all happy endings on my lap in Japan, hey

I used to think that it was way too cold

Till I went to Canada and saw some beautiful hoes

Now I hit the Caribana every year in Toronto

Then fly to Illinois to get a taste of Chicago

Uh, oh yet and still

You wouldn't believe your eyes if you went to Brazil

(But where the best at?) Ain't no need of even askin' bro

The best women all reside in Africa

And that's real

Oh yeah

The fancy cars

The women and the caviar

You know who we are

'Cause we're pimpin' all over the world

The fancy cars

The women and the caviar

You know who we are

'Cause we're pimpin' all over the world

(Sing it, hoes)

(The world, the world, the world)

Pimpin', pimpin', pimpin'

Ladies and gentlemen, as we ride out

Could we have all the real pimps?

Please put both of your pinky fingers high in the air

Now ladies look around with me

Let's see if we can weed some of these **** out

'Cause it ain't no way that all these **** could be pimpin'

Now if you happen to see a **** with two sweat patches up under his arms

Look like he been swimmin' in shoulder-height water

Please tell that ****, "Put your hands down"

If you smell like you been at work all day and your car

Please put your hands down

Now look up at the pinky fingers that are still in the air

If you see 'em ashy around the knuckles

Like the **** wash half his hands and lotion three quarters of his body

Please say, "Put your hands down"

If you're spinnin' rims spin counter-clockwise

You are not pimpin'

If you are dancin' on the dance floor

And you look to your left and your right

And there is not a woman in sight

Guess what, you guessed it

You are not pimpin'

If your vodka and cranberry is really really dark like blood

That's because you didn't order vodka, buddy

It's that's why it's three dollars a glass

Put your hands down

Now look down, look down

Now I need, I need everybody just to pull up your pants leg one time

Okay, you see the **** with the white socks?

Not pimpin'

Sorry, unless you part of the 'Beat It' entourage

If your shoes have a buckle on 'em

You're not pimpin'