Slap That Bass

Slap that bass

Slap it till it's dizzy

Slap that bass

Keep the rhythm busy

Zoom, zoom, zoom

Misery has got to go

Slap that bass

Use it like a tonic

Slap that bass

Keep your field harmonic

Zoom, zoom, zoom

And the milk and honey will flow

Dictators would be better off

If they zoom, zoomed now and then

Today, you can tell that the happiest men

Baby, they all got rhythm

In which case, if you want to bubble

Slap that bass, slap away your trouble

Learn to zoom, zoom, zoom

Slap that bass, yeah, yeah

Slap that bass, slap that bass

Walk a while, yeah, yeah

Slap that bass, slap that bass

My, my

All you cats would be better off

If you slap, slap now and then

Today, you can tell that the happiest men

Mama, they all slap rhythm

In which case, slap that bass

Learn to zoom, zoom, zoom

Slap that bass, yes, yes

Slap that bass, slap it till it's dizzy

Slap that bass, keep the rhythm busy

Ah, my

Slap that bass, use it like a tonic

Slap that bass, keep your field harmonic

Yes, yes

Rit, skit, bop, baby

Do the grizoom, grizoom

Blue do, skid, baby

Do the half-time, daddy

Skip a little bit, do dit, do dit, do dit, say

Oh, baby

They all got rhythm

In which case, if you want to bubble

Slap that bass, slap away your trouble

Learn to zoom, zoom, zoom

Slap that bass

Smack on the face, yeah