Step Mom

We broke up

It was messy and I'm so embarrassed

Let it get the best of me, I wasn't thinkin' clearly

Uh, now I'll be the bigger person

And I won't lash out even though it really hurts

Another lesson learned, I'm movin' on

I won't call you in the middle of the night

Won't show up to your house without an invite

I won't beg you for a second chance

'Cause I got a man now with a good health plan

I'm gonna steal your dad

Be the best he ever had

Send your mom home cryin' 'cause he couldn't keep his promise

And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted

Oh, I know we have a past

I think we should start from scratch

'Cause I'm with him now, but it could've been us

If you never did me wrong

I wouldn't be your stepmom

Told your dad I want a studio in your bedroom

It's lookin' comfortable and I'm lookin'

To take more from you (To take more from you)

I, I'm in it for the long haul

And I'll admit it, I've been unconventional

Some may say it's borderline insane

Please don't call me in the middle of the night

Don't show up to our house without an invite

Me and your father have been talkin' and

We think it's time you get off our phone plan

I'm gonna steal your dad

Be the best he ever had

Send your mom home cryin' 'cause he couldn't keep his promise

And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted

Oh, I know we have a past

I think we should start from scratch

'Cause I'm with him now, but it could've been us

If you never did me wrong

I wouldn't be your stepmom

Is this how you saw my weddin'?

As another guest attendin'?

I don't wanna see you objectin'

When you're the one who fucked our endin'

Is this how you saw my weddin'?

As another guest attendin'?

I don't wanna see you objectin'

When you're the one who fucked our endin'

I'm gonna steal your dad

Be the best he ever had

Send your mom home cryin' 'cause he couldn't keep his promise

And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted

Oh, I know we have a past

I think we should start from scratch (I think we should start from scratch)

'Cause I'm with him now, but it could've been us

If you never did me wrong

I wouldn't be your stepmom