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When you first told me about her

You said she was thirty

And I just can't help but think

You knew it was dirty

And maybe you were just a little sad

But there's no excuse to lie to me like that

When you first told me about her

You said she was thirty

But she's only twenty-eight

I'm not even half her age

She probably just had her first high school reunion

You're probably the first one she's ever moved in with

You think that I wanna hate

But you set me up this way

So, for my health, I'll be blocking your number

'Cause you couldn't wait till I got a bit older

And sometimes I kinda feel like I wanna forgive

But it never crossed your mind that maybe I'm still a kid

And I'm so used to being the adult

Even when you say it's not your fault

But I'm kinda getting sick and tired of crying

So please stop lying, and lying, and lying

She's only twenty-eight

I'm not even half her age

She probably just had her first high school reunion

You're probably the first one she's ever moved in with

You think that I wanna hate

But you set me up this way

So, for my health, I'll be blocking your number

'Cause you couldn't wait till I got a bit older

To tell me she was twenty-eight

To tell me she was twenty-eight

What the **** is twenty-eight?

You said, "She's mature

So that makes it okay"

And you said, "She likes sports

So that makes it okay"

And she's actually pretty

So that makes it okay

But there's nothing you can say

That makes twenty-eight okay to me