Green Eggs and Ham

Cat in the Hat: Oh, I Frequently think every now and then Of the glorious fruit of a noble hen Eggs! Eggs! E double G S, Eggs! My knowledge of eggs is Tremendously wide! I've eaten them boiled I've eaten them fried! Poached and Shirred and Deviled and Scrambled Omelets, Schmomletes Coddled, and Frambled I've eaten and beaten and Swizzled and swuzzled Frizzled, Gadizzled Bamboozled, and Fuzzled I know every way that an Egg can be guzzled! And thinking of eggs Reminds me of Sam Whose favourite dish is Green Eggs and Ham! Sam-I-Am: I am Sam! Sam-I-Am! Grouchy Guy: That Sam-I-Am, that Sam-I-Am I do not like that Sam-I-Am Sam-I-Am: Do you like green eggs and ham? Grouchy Guy: I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them, Sam-I-Am He does not like them, Sam-I-Am He doesn't like, he doesn't like Green eggs and ham! Sam-I-Am: Would you like them here Or there? Grouchy Guy: I would not like them here Or there! I would not like them anywhere! I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them, Sam-I-Am He doesn't like green eggs and ham He doesn't like them Sam-I-Am: Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse? Grouchy Guy: I would not like them in a house! I would not like them a mouse! I would not like them here or there! I would not like them anywhere! He doesn't like green eggs and ham He doesn't like them He doesn't like green eggs and ham! Sam-I-Am: Would you eat them with a box? Would you eat them a fox? Grouchy Guy: No! Not in a box, not with a fox Not in a house, not with a mouse I would not like them here or there! I would not like them anywhere! I would not eat green eggs and ham I do not like them, Sam-I-Am Sam-I-Am: Would you, could you, in a car? Eat them, eat them. Here they are Grouchy Guy: I would not could not in a car! Sam-I-Am: You may like; you will see You may like them in a tree! Grouchy Guy: I would not, could not, in a tree Not in a car, now let me be! Not in a box, not with a fox! Not in a house, not with a mouse! I would not like them here or there! I would not like them anywhere! I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them, Sam-I-Am Sam, Oh Sam. Oh, Sam-I-Am He doesn't want them Doesn't need them Wouldn't touch them Wouldn't eat them Wouldn't like them here on there Or any, any, any, any, any, any, any, anywhere! Anywhere! Anywhere! Sam-I-Am: Could you, would you, on a train? Grouchy Guy: No, not on a train, not in a tree Not in a car, Sam! Let me be! Not in a box, not with a fox! Not with a mouse, not in a house! Not here or there, not anywhere! Sam-I-Am: In the dark? Here in the dark Would you, could you, in the dark? Grouchy Guy: I would not, could not in the dark! Sam-I-Am: Would you, could you, in the rain? Grouchy Guy: I would not, could not, in the rain! Not in the dark, not on a train! Not in a car, not in a tree! I would not like them, Sam, you see! Sam-I-Am: Would you, could you, with a goat? Grouchy Guy: I would not, could not, with a goat! I would not eat them here or there I would not eat them anywhere! Sam-I-Am: Would you, could you, on a boat? Grouchy Guy: I would not, would not on a boat! I will not, will not with a goat! Not in the rain! Not on a train! Sam-I-Am: You do not like them, so you say Try them, and you may Try them, and you may I say Grouchy Guy: Sam, if you will let me be I will try them, and you will see I like green eggs and ham! I do. I like them, Sam-I-Am! And I would eat them in a boat And I would eat them with a goat! And I will eat them in the rain! And in the dark, and on a train! And in the car, and in a tree! They are so good, so good, you see! So I will eat them in a box And I will eat them with a fox! Fox: He will eat them in a box! And he will eat them with a fox! With Chorus: And he will eat them in a house! And he will eat them with a mouse! And he will eat them here or there! Say, he will eat them anywhere! Grouchy Guy: I do so like green eggs and ham Thank you, thank you, Sam-I-Am