Vanz Kant Danz

Vanz can't dance but he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Vanz can't dance but he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Vanz can't dance but he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Vanz can't dance but he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Out in the street the crowd is gathering

Pushed down by the heat of the building they're wanting to dance

Making their way up the street a boy with a pig and a radio

Little Billy can work on the crowd, put em into a trance

For the little pig Vanz

Vanz can't dance but he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Vanz can't dance but he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Vanz can't dance but he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Vanz can't dance but he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind

You're watching 'em dance, not a care in the world

So Billy and Vanz get busy they're making their move

The little pig knows what to do, he's silent and quick

Just like Oliver Twist, before it's over your pocket is clean

A four-legged thief paid a visit on you

Vanz can't dance but he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Vanz can't dance but he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Vanz can't dance but he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Vanz can't dance but he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Vanz can't dance but he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Vanz can't dance but he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Vanz can't dance but he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Vanz can't dance but he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Vanz can't dance but he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Vanz can't dance but he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Vanz can't dance but he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind