Gaston (Reprise)

Help, someone help me

Maurice?

Please, please, I need your help

He's got her, he's got her locked in the dungeon

Who?

Belle

We must go

Not-Not a minute to lose

Woah, slow down, Maurice

Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon?

A beast

A horrible, monstrous beast

Is it a big beast?

Huge

With a long, ugly snout?

Hideously ugly

And sharp, cruel fangs?

Yes, yes

Will you help me?

Alright, old man

We'll help you out

You will?

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you

Crazy old Maurice

He's always good for a laugh

Crazy old Maurice, hmm?

Crazy old Maurice, hmm

LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking

A dangerous pastime—

I know

But that whacky old coot is Belle's father

And his sanity's only so-so

Now, the wheels in my head have been turning

Since I looked at that loony, old man

See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle

And right now, I'm evolving a plan

If I—

Yes?

Then we—

No, would she—

Guess

Now I get it

Let's go

No one plots like Gaston

Takes cheap shots like Gaston

Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston

So his marriage we soon will be celebrating

My, what a guy, Gaston