12 Days of Christmas

True story

I used to hate Christmas, for real

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

A half of a brick, told me, feed my family

I took it to the hood and I dropped it in the sink

Then I whipped it into a whole thing

Jumped off the porch early, man it was '93

I had old hoes on my dick when I was thirteen

On the second day of Christmas, I bought an MC

Super Sport and I set it on G's

Robbed so many **** had to paint that bitch green

I'm that Grinch that stole Christmas, **** ask about me

On the third day of Christmas my old plug sent to me

Ten milk jugs full of pills and like eighty bales of weed (True story)

On the fourth day, said "Fuck that shit" went on a spree

I got **** that still want payback for shit did in '03

It's five, with the fuck you on 5th and on the 6th

On the 7th day of Christmas, got a new drum for the stick (Wack 'em)

Shit funny now, ain't funny then

Fuck it

On the eighth day of Christmas I got into a beef (I did)

Ninth day of Christmas, they beggin' me for peace (They did)

Tenth day of Christmas, they callin' the police (Help!)

**** tryna stop it but they started it with me

Renters called the house, they gon' terminate the lease

Eleventh day of Christmas put our shit out on the streets

Twelfth day of Christmas got my mama losin' sleep

It might be Christmas to you, but just another day to me

(I hate Christmas)