Once upon a time there was a nerd turned entrepreneur

The CEO of SpaceX wanted to have sex in a UFO

So he built a spaceship reminiscent of his so he could collectively F us all

Right where it hurts, right in the Mars

M-A-R-S

So talk about jumping ship, it is jumping planet and it's bullshit

It is embarrassing

Abandoner

Earth Homewrecker

Let them have it, their own planet, then let's nuke it

Once upon a time there was the Starlink turned spacejunk

Pretty lights in a line, low orbit satellites

But they're ruining my view at night

Get them out of my sight

And do the kids know a satellite ain't a slow shooting star, no?

And do the kids know a satellite ain't a slow shooting star?

So talk about jumping ship, it is pretty phallic, and you run away

When the going gets hard

When the going gets hard

Abandoner

Earth Homewrecker

Let them have it, their own planet, then let's nuke it

Let's nuke it, nuke it

Space belongs to no one

Give me some space

No you can't pay for

Space belongs to no one

Give me some space

And do the kids know a satellite ain't a slow shooting star, no?

Do the kids know it ain't alright, a satellite ain't a slow shooting star

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