Who Was It?

Who was it that caught you falling

And put you back on your feet

Who was it that tripped you any way

(In order that the two of us would meet)

It was me and I'll tell you why

Oh! I did it because of my

Pure unabashed devotion to loving you

Who was it that tried to kiss you

Despite a very definite no

And who was it that managed to succeed

(In getting it with your fist down below)

It was me and I'll tell you why

Oh! I did it because of my

Pure unabashed devotion to loving

You and me both feel the same

We even look alike

And like it's a bloomin' shame

That because we do

People think we're you

Know what I mean

Who was it that came to see you

When there was no-one else in sight

And who was it that stayed over an hour

(And not as I'd expected over night)

It was me and I'll tell you why

Oh! I did it because of my

Pure unabashed devotion to loving

Pure unabashed devotion to loving

You, you, you, you

Who was it that caught you falling