Sloth

I did my best

But I come up short

She asked me what time it was

I said, “It's just about four”

She said, “You going out?”

I said, “I don’t know”

She looked disgusted

But that’s just the way that it goes

I’m moving awfully slow these days

Don’t bother to wait, just go on your way

And I’ll catch up or either stay behind

Don’t let my plans worry your mind

Oh, my ambition is suited

To a non-industrial epoch

My desire to succeed

Is based on a subjective metric

My career goals are a little patch of sun

Or that little bit of shade

Oh, I’m awfully slow these days

Don’t bother to wait for me, just go on your way

And I’ll catch up or either stay behind

Don’t let my plans worry your mind

Pass me on the freeway

What do I care about that?

My car is slow

Yeah, but it’s good on gas

I’ll get to where I’m going

Or maybe I'll change my mind

Make a detour

Whatever happens is gonna be fine

I’m moving awfully slow these days

Don’t bother to wait for me, just go on your way

And I’ll catch up or either stay behind

Don’t let my plans worry your mind

Oh, I did my best

But I come up short, you know

She asked me what time it was

I said, “It's just about four”

She said, “You going out?”

I said, “I don’t know”

She looked disgusted

But that’s just the way that it goes