Reefer Man

Oh, have you ever met that funny reefer man? (Reefer man)

Have you ever met that funny reefer man? (Reefer man)

If he says he swam to China and he'd sell you South Carolina

Then you know you're talkin' to that reefer man (Reefer man)

Have you ever met that funny reefer man? (Reefer man)

Have you ever met that funny reefer man? (Reefer man)

If he says he walks the ocean, any time he takes the notion

Then you know you're talkin' to the reefer man (Reefer man)

Have you ever met this funny reefer man? (Reefer man)

Oh, baby, baby, baby, reefer man (Reefer man)

If he trades you dimes for nickels and calls watermelon pickles

Then you know you're talkin' to that reefer man (Reefer man)

Have you ever met that funny reefer man? (Reefer man)

Have you ever met that funny reefer man? (Reefer man)

If he takes a sudden mania, he wants to give you Pennsylvania

Then you know you're talkin' to the reefer man

Have you ever met that funny reefer man? (Reefer man)

Have you ever met the funny reefer man? (Reefer man)

If he says Wall Street is funny 'cause he won't sell me Atlantic

Then you know you're talkin' to that reefer man