制作
出演艺人
Amber Gray
表演者
Rachel Bay Jones
表演者
鲍比•坎纳瓦尔
表演者
Micaela Diamond
表演者
Steven Pasquale
表演者
Jeremy Shamos
表演者
Alexander Gemignani
指挥
作曲和作词
STEPHEN SONDHEIM
作曲家
制作和工程
Sean Patrick Flahaven
制作人
Bill Rosenfield
制作人
Ian Kagey
录音工程师
Oscar Zambrano
母带工程师
歌词
So much for trying someplace new
What is happening to decent restaurants?
If it isn't the food, it's the service
Didn't you hear?
If it isn't the noise, it's the queue
Are you insane?
Or the backs of the chairs—
Or a waiter with airs—
Or the long flight of stairs
To the loo
There's always something...
You know, you're hot when you're angry
Forget it, Raffi
I've been gay since I was three
Ah, it's my assistant Is that mine? Is it me?
It's me, it's me, don't worry
A boyfriend, I hope!
Do you mind?
"PRADA" calling?
Sweetheart, you told me you're anti-fashion!
Anti-fascist
Anti-fascist
Did you know there's an extremist group of Lefties in Moranda
Who call themselves—would you believe it?—PRADA
Apocalypse here
They communicate only in code
Yes, Inferno
Their leader is known only as "Inferno"
And they’re named after a shoe?
No, PRADA stands for "People’s"—
Fifty million?
"Revolutionary"—
By tonight?
"Anti-Domination"
Why?
"Assholes"
"Assholes," really?
"Army"
I know, I know, we can't delay the revolution...
Are they dangerous?
You ever meet an asshole who wasn't?
Hey, I'm an asshole
Yeah, but sweetie, you're not dangerous
Well, I do know a few rich assholes
But they're not gonna hand over fifty million
I have to have you
Now
How do you want me?
The way I had you last Tuesday...
I love that way
I miss you every day—
Say it, say it—!
Every day—
Okay, okay, okay
In my heart
In my mind
In my bed—
More
I miss the way you always give me
Comfort, courage, head...
Bite me
Oh, Claudia
I but murmur your name—
Excuse me
I'll do my best, Inferno
Hello, Abdul
Nada but PRADA!
Anybody want to donate fifty million bucks for a noble cause?
What’s the cause?
The coming revolution
Oh, Fritzie, you are so cute!
What if it's the end of the world?
Hey, folks
Maybe it's the end of the world
Yeah, laugh
Maybe it's the end of the world
Indeed
In that case
Buy this day for us, sweetheart
Buy this perfect day
Agreed
End the world, okay
But this day
Let it stay!
And as they say—
Paul
La vidida ay estada el tidada! Olé
La vidida ay estada el tidada!
He needs food
La vidida ay estada el tidada!
Right, Raffi?
Ordinarily, yes, life is a tit
Today, however...
What?
Yeah, "however" what?
That was Abdul
Is it the diplomatic pouch?
Did the Feds find the coke?
The coke? I love it
The pumpkins, yes
It seems the locusts have descended on the pumpkins
Oh my God
We have to feed them lots of semolina
Jesus Christ!
There's a ton of semolina in the silo
So relax
The pumpkin itself, however, is perfect
Did he say locusts have descended on the pumpkins?
What does that mean?
It's poetry
Almost
And voilà, here's Bistro à La Mode!
Everybody out of the car!
Hello, Inferno?
That fifty mil is in the bag
Written by: Stephen Sondheim
