People Fall Down

Hey, who forgot to shovel the driveway?

Hey, who put this crack in the sidewalk?

Whoa, there's a banana peel on the kitchen floor!

Ahh! who left their skateboard in the foyer?

People fall down, yeah people fall down

Yeah people fall down, but then they get up

They're standing around until they've had enough

Resting their feet

Whoops, they slip off their seat

People fall down (yeah, people fall down)

Gravity pulls them to the ground

(that's when people fall down)

Well, gravity is the physical force

That keeps us from floating into outer space

And if gravity were gone

Your pants, pencils and popsicles

Would float all over the place

Not to mention you

And everybody who

You know and who you knew

They'd be floating too

Yeah, gravity's a force that's nice to have around

But sometimes it pulls us to the ground

(Sometimes it pulls us to the ground)

(Ah, who put this rollerskate on the bowling lane?)

People fall down, people fall down

People fall down but then they get up

They're standing around until they've had enough

Resting their feet

Whoops, they slip off their seat

People fall down (yeah, people fall down)

Gravity pulls them to the ground

(That's when people fall down)

I fell down on my face in a public place

People were staring, It was embarrassing

Well, you don't have to be embarrassed

Because it's just

Gravity

Gravity, It tethers you and me

And draws upon the sea

Invisible-y

Every plant and every tree

It's growth is guided by the force of gravity

Keeps the earth in orbit around the sun

And the moon in orbit around everyone

Here on planet earth, like a giant magnet

Newton got beaned and screamed "Dagnabbit"

When that apple fell out of that apple tree

Sir Isaac Newton made a key discovery

That even though we cannot see it or feel it

Gravity is always here it's real and

Even though we cannot see it or feel it

Gravity is always here it's real and

Who put olive oil all over the hockey rink!?

People fall down, yeah people fall down

People fall down but then they get up

They're standing around until they've had enough

Resting their feet

Whoops, they slip off their seat

People fall down (people fall down, hey what about tigers?)

Tigers fall down (Oh, how about bunnies?)

And bunnies fall down (oo oo, fava beans??)

Mm hm, fava beans fall down

(what about yorkshire pudding?)

Um, yes yes, that as well (how about all of us?!)

Yeah, we all fall down

'Cause gravity pulls us to the ground

(Hey, who left this family of

Teflon-coated Moray eels on the floor of my shower?)

Oops that was me

I eel really badly about it

And Some jokes fall flat