I know I have good judgment

I know I have good taste

It's funny and it's ironic

That only I feel that way

I promise 'em that you're different

And everyone makes mistakes

But just don't

I heard that you're an actor

So act like a stand-up guy

Whatever devil's inside you

Don't let him out tonight

I tell them it's just your culture

And everyone rolls their eyes

Yeah, I know

All I'm asking, baby

Please, please, please don't prove I'm right

Please, please, please don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice

Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another

I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker, oh

Please, please, please

Well, I have a fun idea, babe

Maybe just stay inside

I know you're craving some fresh air

But the ceiling fan is so nice (It's so nice, right?)

And we could live so happily

If no one knows that you're with me, I'm just kidding

But really, really, really (Kinda)

Please, please, please don't prove I'm right

Please, please, please don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice

Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another (Heartbreak is one thing, ego's another)

I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker, oh

Please, please, please

If you wanna go and be stupid, don't

Do it in front of me

If you don't wanna cry to my music, don't

Make me hate you prolifically

Please, please, please (Please)

Please, please, please (Please)

Please, please, please (Please, please)