Monsterman (From "Big City Greens")

When I was walking along on Halloween

I saw a sight that made me scream

He was tall and green with giant hands

Then I realized it was the Monster Man

(He is the man)

I am the Monster man

(He is the man)

To scare you is my plan

(He is the man)

A real Monster man

(He is the man)

I am the Monster man

Well, he invited me back to his monster shack

'Cause he thought I might got a monster snack

But he began to dance and started to rhyme

And so I realized for the hundredth time

(He is the man)

I am the Monster Man

(He is the man)

To scare you is my plan

(He is the man)

My real name is Dan

(He is the Dan)

I am the Monster Dan

Well, the monster was dancing around

Grooving to the spooky sound

But when I thought the dance was done

Dan said, "Let's get funky, son"

Check it

Well, this groove was created in a laboratory

But that's just the start of this monster story

When the moon gets big like a creature's eyes

Monster man Dan makes a social lie

First you move your feet and then your hips come next

And before you know it, there's a scary text

Saying Happy Halloween, you should get to know me

Followed by a dancing monster emoji

Look, we're all laughing in a selfie photo

While the dead are rising just to taste this risotto

Too scary to screen, so you just had to sing it

Come on to the party, let the Monster man bring it

Then the morning sun began to dawn

I stretched out and let out a monster yawn

I grabbed my coat and waved goodbye

But suddenly, Dan started to cry

(Don't leave the man)

Don't leave the Monster Man

(Don't leave the man)

The party just began

(Don't leave the man)

I've got more party plans

(Party with Dan)

You are my new best friend

(Monster man)

Uh, Dan thinks he's a pretty groovy guy

Why don't you stick around for dinner?

Dan's making monster spaghetti and meatballs

Like normal spaghetti but monstery

Come on, friend, party with Dan

This is so much fun, it's scary

This song will always be great

I'll never go out of style

No one will ever get tired of listening to it

So says I, Monster Dan, the Monster man

Where are all my friends going?

Come back

The power of the song can't be denied

You all hear Dan

You listen to Dan

Hey, Dan is still dancing

No one can resist Dan

No

Alright, that's enough