What Ever Happened to Pong?

My brother and me used to play it down at the bar

Taking money from guys more used to the playing of cards

And the paddle the paddle to the side to the side

To the side to the side and the paddle the paddle

The paddle the paddle to the side to the side

Pong

Ball in the machine

Now virtually everyone's singing a popular song

Yeah, but still I believe in the excellent joy of the Pong

To the side to the side and the paddle the paddle

The paddle the paddle to the side to the side

To the side to the side and the paddle the paddle

Pong

Ball in the machine

Now if they take it H. G. Wells

Well I'll be on the first flight

To a time before the Kong

Oh, whatever happened to Pong?

To the paddle the paddle to the side to the side

To the side to the side and the paddle the paddle

The paddle the paddle to the side to the side

Pong

Ball in the machine