Crazy Nando

Hey, go get'em boy

Crazy Nando lying naked on the floor

Crazy Nando he knows how to put on the show

Let me introduce you to one of the greatest of all time

I'm talking about Crazy Nando

Even his shine

Uh he's so gorgeous, even the blind can see

He's a true Casanova, just pure ecstasy

Listen

Call Fernando if you feel

(Call Fernando, Crazy Nando)

Crazy Nando, he knows how to put on the show

(Call Fernando, Crazy Nando)

He just can't get enough

He's a super freak

He's a love dealer, a pain killer

And he never sleeps

Oh, he's a womanizer, don't you ever forget

If you dare to expose, he's gonna make you sweat

Crazy Nando lying naked on the floor

(Lying naked, Crazy Nando)

Crazy Nando he with two blondes

(Crazy Nando, baby please don't go)

Crazy Nando lying naked on the floor

(Lying naked, Crazy Nando)

Crazy Nando he's gonna make it back for more

(Gonna make it back, gonna make it back)

Nasty Nando, on the floor

(Lying naked, Crazy Nando)

Crazy Nando he's gonna make it back for more

(He's gonna make it back)

Gonna make it back

Right, right on, brother

Call Fernando, call Fernando, get on your feet and run for your life

Call Fernando, call Fernando, get on your feet and run for your life

Now it's time to pray, Fernando

And the is over you

You may cry out loud for Jesus

But it's nothing we can do

Crazy Nando lying helpless on the floor

Crazy Nando, he knows how to put on the show

And that's why he's still wreckless on the floor

Lying naked on the floor, lying naked on the floor

Lying naked on the floor, lying naked on the floor