Kochleffe Rap

Des is da Koch-, da Kochleffe Rap

des is da k-k-k-k-Kochleffe Rap

Du machst an Pfannkuachatoag aus Moi, Mille, Oa,

a bisse Soiz, und an Zucka brauchst da koan.

An Butta in de Pfanna nei, zageh duads vo aloa

dann bratst Da a paar Pfannakuacha, pro Nosn zwoa

Pfannkuacha aufroin und in duenne Streifn schnein,

An Lita Wassa und de Streifn in an Topf nei.

A Bria und a Petersui, de wachst vorm Schuppn.

Und fertig is Dei Vorspeis, de Pfannakuchasuppn.

Des is da Koch-, da Kochleffe Rap

Des kon a jeda kocha, a jeda Depp.

Des schmeckt da Huaba Mare und a am Sepp,

des is da k-k-k-k-Kochleffe Rap

Nachm Sauakraut, da riat si wos in da Hosn,

da nimmst hoid oans vom Aldi direkt aus da Dosn.

Kartoffeln hoist beim Bauernhof, Wiaschtl griagst beim Metzga.

Gaeh schuerr amoi dein Wamsler ei, do schmeckts glei vui besser

Erdaepfe kannst aussabratn mit oder ohne Haut.

Fertig san de Schweinswiascht mit Kartoffen und am Kraut.

Ois Nachspeis machst Da Kiachen oder a Kompott.

3 Gang Kochleffe Rap und scho hast bayrisch kocht

Des is da Koch-, da Kochleffe Rap

Des kon a jeda kocha, a jeda Depp.

Des schmeckt da Huaba Mare und a am Sepp,

des is da k-k-k-k-Kochleffe Rap

Des is da Koch-, da Kochleffe Rap

Des kon a jeda kocha, a jeda Depp.

Des schmeckt da Huaba Mare und a am Sepp,

des is da k-k-k-k-Kochleffe Rap

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This is the Cook-, the Cookleffe Rap

This is the C-C-C-C-Cookleffe Rap

You make a pancake batter from flour, milk, eggs

A bit of salt, and you don't need sugar

Melt some butter in the pan; it happens on its own

Then fry a few pancakes, two per person

Roll up the pancakes and cut them into thin strips

Add a liter of water and the strips into a pot

Add a bay leaf and some parsley, which grows outside the shed

And your appetizer, pancake soup, is ready

This is the Cook-, the Cookleffe Rap

Anyone can cook this, even a fool

It tastes good to the farmer's wife and even to Sepp

This is the C-C-C-C-Cookleffe Rap

After the sauerkraut, something stirs in your pants

So you grab one from Aldi, straight from the can

You get potatoes from the farm, sausages from the butcher

Go and light your stove; it tastes much better that way

You can fry the potatoes with or without skin

The pork sausages with potatoes and sauerkraut are done

For dessert, make a cake or a compote

Three-course Cookleffe Rap, and you've cooked Bavarian style

This is the Cook-, the Cookleffe Rap

Anyone can cook this, even a fool

It tastes good to the farmer's wife and even to Sepp

This is the C-C-C-C-Cookleffe Rap

This is the Cook-, the Cookleffe Rap

Anyone can cook this, even a fool

It tastes good to the farmer's wife and even to Sepp

This is the C-C-C-C-Cookleffe Rap