Of Thee I Sing: Who Is the Lucky Girl to Be?

Who is the lucky girl to be?

Who is to leave the bourgeoisie?

Who is to be the blushing bride?

Who will sleep at the President's side?

Strike up the cymbals, drum and fife

One of us is the President's future wife

We're in Atlantic City

To meet with the committee

And when they've made their mind up

The winner will be signed up

The prize is consequential

Presidential

Our bodies will bear witness

To our fitness

If a girl is sexy

She may be Mrs. Prexy

One of us is the President's future wife

Who is the lucky (We're in Atlantic City)

Girl to be? (To meet with the committee)

Who is to leave (And when they've made their mind up)

The bourgeoisie? (The winner will be signed up)

Who is to be the (The prize is consequential)

Blushing bride? (Presidential)

Who will sleep at the (Our bodies will bear witness)

President's side? (To our fitness)

Strike up the cymbals (If a girl is sexy)

Drum and fife (She may be Mrs. Prexy)

One of us is the President's future wife