One Hit Wonder

For so many years now I've been making these songs

But I don't know how long I can keep this going on

Cos it don't keep the lights on

No it don't pay the bills

I get paid in exposure and 1 or 2 beers

The lyrics are clever and production is strong

But nobody is listening, what the hell am I doing wrong

Everybody tells me

Just write one big hit

(ha)

If it was that easy I would already be a

One hit wonder

Would if I could

(If I could be) One hit wonder (If I could be)

(If I could be) Would if

OOOOH

I still love the process

Of writing a song

But I need some motivation

Just to push me along

Everybody asks me

Why my stats are so low

I'm fuckin' amazing

So I really don't know

If I made the nice songs

Maybe then I'd get paid

But I make the dumb songs

That will never get played

(Woooah) I don't need the platinum

(Woooah) No I don't need the gold

I just wanna write one song

That's gets freakin sold (and be a)

One hit wonder

Would if I could

(If I could be) One hit wonder (If I could be)

(If I could be) Would if

OOOOH

If you need me to support your next show

The answer's yes, you just tell me where to go

If you've got a contract that you need me to sign

Just email glen at junksucks.com

Any time

One hit wonder

Would if I could

(If I could be) One hit wonder (If I could be)

(If I could be) Would if

OOOOH