歌词
Pale blue custard dipped in mustard
Frying flip flops with Brian's fairies
Pink hyenas going to the cleaners
Old king Cole on fish pond ponies
All you see is make believe
A world like this I can conceive
You can make it if you paint it
Fish and chips I just don't rate it
Make sure you use all the colours
And you mix them well
Tall Greek statues covered in Nachos
With purple bees on their pale green knees
Swimming costumes made from blossoms
Eating pies of dark green eyes
Once you see it you'll believe such
In a world where we don't get out much
Drinking shandy made from candy
Of old Jim Bond I'm not that fond
Set the table with great aunt Mabel
And don't forget to tell
It's a world of turtle gravy must send in the Royal Navy
Fire their guns of currant buns
Then shed their skins as they make them feel unwell
In a world of Tony's cronies throw the dog a sun dried boney
Got to watch for domino rot
Or I just think you'll lose the plot as well
Pale blue custard dipped in mustard
Frying flip flops with Brian's fairies
Pink hyenas going to the cleaners
Old king Cole on fish pond ponies
All you see is make believe
A world like this I can conceive
You can make it if you paint it
Fish and chips I just don't rate it
Make sure you use all the colours
And you mix them well
Written by: Ian James Simpson