Suburbia

Hibbity hoo

Show me what you got

Are you ready or not?

3,500 square on an acre lot

It's your two-story tomb

It's a money pit

With three Carrara marble baths

For your luxury shit

What are you doing?

Oh no

Oh no

Oh no

Don't even think about it

Oh no

Oh no

Oh no

Don't even think about it

You tie the knot and you hang yourself

From a rope they call

Call it suburbia

You hit the deep end and drown yourself

In a wave they call

Call it suburbia

Blow out the candles and choke yourself

On a cake they call

Call it suburbia

Open your presents and cut yourself

On a blade they call

Call it suburbia, oh

Hey, show me what you got

Are you ready or not?

You're popping off like Olay on a liver spot

You're popping statins

Popping buttons

Popping caps in your head

With the loaded Smith & Wesson

Hidden under your bed

Yo mister Keaney!

Oh no

Oh no

Oh no

Don't even think about it

Oh no

Oh no

Oh no

Don't even think about it

Hibbity hoo

You tie the knot and you hang yourself

From a rope they call

Call it suburbia

You hit the deep end and drown yourself

In a wave they call

Call it suburbia

Blow out the candles and choke yourself

On a cake they call

Call it suburbia

Open your presents and cut yourself

On a blade they call

Call it suburbia, oh

(This is not my fault now it's all a blur and I want to speak to the manager turn the cameras off I don't know my lines this is not all right and I am not fine)

Hibbity hoo

Hey, show me what you got

Are you ready or not?

Smearing concealer on your cheeks

While your insides rot

Wrapped in your terry towel

You got your curlers in

And in just 66 minutes, you'll be ready to sin

Let's do it

You tie the knot and you hang yourself

From a rope they call

Call it suburbia

You hit the deep end and drown yourself

In a wave they call

Call it suburbia

Blow out the candles and choke yourself

On a cake they call

Call it suburbia

Open your presents and cut yourself

On a blade they call

Call it suburbia, oh

(This is not my fault now it's all a blur and I want to speak to the manager turn the cameras off I don't know my lines this is not all right and I am not fine this is not all right and I am not fine this is not all right and I am not fine this is not all right and I am not fine this is not all right and I am not fine)