Three Little Pigs

Oh, there once was a sow who had three little pigs

Three little piggies had she

The old sow always went "oink, oink, oink"

And the piggies went "whee, whee, whee, whee"

Now, one day, one of these three little pigs

To the other two piggies, said he

"Why don't we always go 'oink, oink, oink'

It's so childish to go 'whee, whee, whee, whee'"

These three piggies grew skinny and lean

Skinny, they well should be

For they always would try to go "oink, oink, oink"

And they wouldn't go "whee, whee, whee, whee"

Now, these three piggies, they up and they died

A very sad sight to see

So, don't ever try to go "oink, oink, oink"

When you ought to go "whee, whee, whee, whee"