Bar Exam

I got my PhD in heartaches and misery

And a BSN in barstool philosophy

You're my inspiration for higher education

Now my final test is right in front of me

I'm taking a bar exam under a neon sign

I'm gonna graduate when you're off my mind

In this honky-tonk school, we got a hell of a band

Drink by drink, I'm taking a bar exam

I know beer, wine, whiskey, and gin

I've studied every glass and bottle they come in

I'll pass with flying colors so high above the others

So set 'em up, I'm ready to begin

I'm taking a bar exam under a neon sign

I'm gonna graduate when you're off my mind

In this honky-tonk school, we got a hell of a band

Drink by drink, I'm taking a bar exam

Taking a bar exam under a neon sign

I'm gonna graduate when you're off my mind

In this honky-tonk school, we got a hell of a band

Drink by drink, I'm taking a bar exam

Drink by drink, I'm taking a bar exam