Don't Bother

She's got the kind of look that defies gravity

She's the greatest cook and she's fat-free

She's been to private school

And she speaks perfect French

She's got her perfect friends

Oh, isn't she cool?

She practices Tai Chi

She'd never lose her nerve

She's more than you deserve

She's just far better than me

Hey, hey

So don't bother, I won't die of deception

I promise you won't ever see me cry

Don't feel sorry

And don't bother, I'll be fine

But she's waiting

And the ring you gave to her will lose it's shine

So don't bother, be unkind

I'm sure she doesn't know

How to touch you like I would

I beat her at that one good

Don't you think so?

She's almost six feet tall

She must think I'm a flea

I'm really a cat, you see

And it's not my last life at all

Hey, hey

So don't bother, I won't die of deception

I promise you won't ever see me cry

Don't feel sorry

Don't bother, I'll be fine

But she's waiting

And the ring you gave to her will lose it's shine

So don't bother, be unkind

For you, I'd give up all I own

And move to a communist country

If you came with me, of course

And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you

And lose those pounds

Learn about football

If it made you stay

But you won't

But you won't

So don't bother, I'll be fine, I'll be fine

I'll be fine, I'll be fine

Promise you won't ever see me cry

And after all, I'm glad that I'm not your type

Promise you won't ever see me cry

Don't bother, I'll be fine, I'll be fine

I'll be fine, I'll be fine

Promise you won't ever see me cry

And after all, I'm glad that I'm not your type

Not your type, not your type, not your type

Promise you won't ever see me cry