The Cheap Seats

This town ain't big, this town ain't small

It's a little of both they say

Our ball club may be minor league but at least it's triple A

We sit below the Marlboro man

Above the right field wall

We do the wave all by ourself

Hey ump, a blind man could've made that call

We like our beer flat as can be

We like our dogs with mustard and relish

We got a great pitcher, what's his name

Well we can't even spell it

We don't worry about the pennant much

We just like to see the boys hit it deep

There's nothin' like the view from the cheap seats

The game was close, we'll call it a win

Go off to toast the boys again

That local band is back in town

They got a kinda minor league sound

They're not that bad, they're not that good

But all in all it's understood

We wanna dance, they wanna play

We wouldn't have it any other way

We like our beer flat as can be

We like our dogs with mustard and relish

We got a great pitcher what's his name

Well, we can't even spell it

We don't worry about the pennant much

We just like to see the boys hit it deep

There's nothin' like the view from the cheap seats

Cheap seats

Now the majors called up ol' what's his name

And one more buildin' rises tall

And suddenly we're all grown up

And this old town not quite so small

But I'll always miss the middle-size town

In the middle of the middle west

With no name pitchers and local bands

And mustard and relish and all the rest

We like our beer flat as can be

We like our dogs with mustard and relish

We got a great pitcher what's his name

Well, we can't even spell it

We don't worry about the pennant much

We just like to see the boys hit it deep

There's nothin' like the view from the cheap seats

(Cheap seats)

And he hits

And it is goin', goin', could be

It is a home run

Oh, yeah (Cheap seats)