Urinetown

You, our humble audience (you, our humble audience)

You have come to see (you have come to see)

What it's like when people can't pee free (people can't pee free)

(Can't pee free)

First act lasts an hour (first act lasts an hour)

Don't assume you're fine (don't assume you're fine)

Best go now, there often is a line (often is a line) (often is a line)

This is Urinetown

One restroom here at Urinetown

It's unisex at Urinetown

All by design

It's the oldest story, masses are oppressed

Faces, clothes, and bladders all distressed

Rich folks get the good life

Poor folks get the woe

In the end, it's nothing you don't know

You're at Urinetown

Your ticket should say Urinetown

No refunds, this is Urinetown

We'll keep that dough

This is Urinetown (this is Urinetown)

Here we are at Urinetown (you're in Urinetown)

This is Urinetown (this is Urinetown)

Here we are at Urinetown (you're in Urinetown)

Yes, this is Urinetown

This is Urinetown, this is Urinetown

On with the show