Badminton

Now when the sun is high and the weather's hot

I grab my racquet and shuttlecock

said babe you gonna do OK

'Cause we play badminton

That's all the news that's worth printing

Croquet's gay, golf is only OK

Tennis too strenuous and that's why we play badminton

We play badminton

Badminton

  Butler serve me pheasant under glass

And similar things that's real high class

I got a gentleman's wager and it's understood now

You know that badminton feels so good

 'Cause we play Badminton

That's all the news that's worth printing

 Croquet's gay, golf is only OK

Tennis too strenuous and that's why we play Badminton

We play Badminton, here we go

Well you can call me a lazy lie-about

On an ignorant, ill-bred, low-born lout

You can even insult my family name y'all

But baby if it's all the same

If you'll play badminton

Well honey all will be forgiven

Honey all will be forgiven

 If you wanna play

If you wanna play

Don't make me got to play

 Badminton

 We play badminton

Badminton

Badminton

Badminton

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We play badminton

We play badminton

All Right!