We Can Do It

Don't you see Bloom, darling Bloom, glorious Bloom, it's so simple:

Step One! We find the worst play ever written

Step Two! We hire the worst director in town

Step Three! I raise two million dollars

Two?

Yes! One for me, one for you. There's a lot of little old ladies out there

Step Four! We hire the worst actors in New York and open on Broadway!

And before you can say step five, we close on Broadway, take our two million and go to Rio!

Rio?! Nah, that'll never work...

Oh ye of little faith!

(sung)

What did Lewis say to Clark when everything looked bleak?

What did Sir Edmund say to Tenzing as they struggled toward Everest peak?

What did Washington say to his troops as they crossed the Delaware?

I'm sure you're well aware!

What'd they say?

We can do it

We can do it

We can do it, me and you

We can do it

We can do it

We can make our dreams come true

Everything you've ever wanted, is just waiting to be had

Beautiful girls wearing nothing but pearls

Caressing you, undressing you and driving you mad

We can do it

We can do it

This is not the time to shirk!

We can do it

You won't rue it

Say goodbye to petty clerk

Hi Producer

Yes, Producer!

I mean you, sir, go berserk!

We can do it

We can do it

And I know it's gonna work!

Whaddaya say, Bloom?

What do I say? Finally a chance to be a Broadway producer

What do I say? Finally a chance to make my dreams come true, sir

What do I say?

What do I say?

Here's what I say to you, sir!

I can't do it

I can't do it

I can't do it, that's not me

I'm a loser

I'm a coward

I'm a chicken, don't you see?

When it comes to wooing women

There's a few things that I lack

Beautiful girls, wearing nothing but pearls

Chasing me, embracing me, I'd have an attack!

Why you miserable, cowardly wretched little caterpillar!

Don't you ever want to become a butterfly?

Don't you want to spread your wings and flap your way to glory?

(both sung simultaneously)

We can do it

We can do it

We can grab that holy grail

We can do it

We can do it

Drink champagne, not ginger ale!

Come on Leo, Can't you see-o...

Mr. Bialystock

Please stop this song. You've got me wrong

I'll say "so long"

I'm not as strong a person as you think

Mr. Bialystock

Please take a look, I'm not a crook

I'm just a schnook

The bottom line is that I stink

I can't do it

You see Rio, I see jail!

We can do it

(I can't do it)

We can do it

(I cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot do it)

'Cause I know, it's gonna fail

We can do it

I know -

It('s) cannot (gonna) fail