Party Instructions

Show me what you got

Hello kiddies

Do you want to party with me?

Excellent! Let's play

Follow my party instructions

Step number one: let's get high

Do you have a funny cigarette? Good!

Then do not forget to share your funny cigarette

With the person next to you

Puff, puff, pass

Puff, puff, pass

Oh, yes!

You're on your way to becoming a real party animal

Have you heard of bong hits?

In order to do a bong hit, you must have a bong

Ants in my pants

Party like a rockstar

Put on my stunner shades

You can see me from afar

Take another shot, and another shot, and another shot

Show me what you got

Step number two

You must swallow large quantities of alcohol

Where's the goddamn Jägermeister, bitches?

It must be chilled to perfection

Difficult in a parking lot, I know

But it must be done the way

The preferred method is

To tilt your head back with mouth open wide

While a friend pours 1.5 ounces of the chilled elixir down your throat

This is known as a jigger, not Jay-Z

Can you taste the deer?

Ants in my pants

Party like a rockstar

Put on my stunner shades

You can see me from afar

Take another shot, and another shot, and another shot

Show me what you got

Step number jay-3

Beer!

Beer can be consumed several of ways

Can, bottle, frosty mug

Can, bottle, frosty mug

If the room starts to spin, you are doing this correctly. Congratulations!

Now that you're drunk and stoned

The girl next to you is looking better and better

And better

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