Alright alright alright y'all settle down settle down settle down

If you don't know where you are, this is statistics 101

And I'm your teacher, Lyfe Jennings, in the flesh baby

Books out, let's go

Twenty five percent of all men are unstable

Twenty five percent of all men can't be faithful

Thirty percent of them don't mean what they say

And ten percent of the remaining twenty is gay

That leaves you a ten percent chance of ever finding your mate

That means you better pay attention to these words that I say

I'm gonna teach you how to expose the ninety percent

And show you what to do to keep the other ten

Rule number one, don't be a booty call

If he don't respect you girl, he gon' forget you girl

Rule number two, if he's in a relationship

If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

Rule three, tell him that you're celibate

And if he wants some of your goodies he gon' have to work for it

Rule number four, be the person you want to find

Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime

Statistics

Fifteen percent of all men got a complex

Fifteen percent of all men don't practice safe sex

Twenty percent of them are from homes without a father

So there's a fifty fifty chance they you'll marry a coward

Something to think about when you're takin' a shower

Something to swallow when you're drinkin' bottled water

I'm gonna teach you how to expose the ninety percent

And show you what to do to keep the other ten

Rule number one, don't be a booty call

If he don't respect you girl, he gon' forget you girl

Rule number two, if he's in a relationship

If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

Rule three, tell him that you're celibate

And if he wants some of your goodies he gon' have to work for it

Rule number four, be the person you want to find

Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime

Statistics

Be patient, he's waiting

You don't gotta settle for that

Leave what all that stress alone get you a back bone

Stop feeling sorry for yourself

Have you no champions, it's gonna take patience

Time is still wastin'

Hey

Don't be a booty call

If he don't respect you girl, he gon' forget you girl

If he's in a relationship

If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

Rule three, tell him that you're celibate

And if he wants some of your goodies he gon' have to work for it

Rule number four, be the person you want to find

Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime

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Statistics

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