You Couldn't Be Cuter

You couldn't be nicer

Couldn't be sweeter

Couldn't be better

Couldn't be smarter

Couldn't be cuter, baby, than you are

Your eyes, your pose

That cute fantastic nose

You're mighty like a knockout

You're mighty like a rose

I'm sold, I'm hooked

The well-known goose is cooked

You got me, little fella

I'm some kind gone, I'm hooked

You couldn't be cuter

Plus that, you couldn't be smarter

Plus that intelligent face, you have a disgraceful charm for me

You couldn't be keener

You look so fresh from the cleaner

You are the little grand slam, I'll bring to my family

My ma will show you an album of me that will bore you to tears

And you'll attract all the relatives we have dodged for years and years

And what will they tell me? Exactly

What will they tell me?

They'll say, "You couldn't be nicer"

(Couldn't be sweeter)

Couldn't be better

(Couldn't be smarter)

Couldn't be cuter, baby, than you are

(And what will they tell you?)

Exactly

(What will they tell you?)

They'll say you couldn't be nicer

Couldn't be sweeter

Couldn't be better

Couldn't be smoother

Couldn't be cuter, baby, than you are