Marry for Money

She was pretty, she was smart

She was witty, yeah, she had charm

Cupid shot me, that's what got me down the aisle

But that match made in heaven went straight to hell

Split up our possessions, put the house up for sale

And I learned a lesson I won't be forgetting

The next time around

I'm gonna marry for money

I'll be so damn rich, it ain't funny

I'm gonna have me a trust fund

Yacht club, hot tub, piece of the pie

Find me a sweet sugar mama

With a whole lot of zeros and commas

Don't really care if she loves me

She can even be ugly

I'm gonna marry for money

I won't have to love her family

I won't have to like her friends

And if it works out like I planned it

I won't ever have to work again

I'm gonna marry for money

I'll be so damn rich, it ain't funny

I'm gonna have me a trust fund

Yacht club, hot tub, piece of the pie

Find me a sweet sugar mama

With a whole lot of zeros and commas

I don't care if she loves me

She can even be ugly

I'm gonna marry for money

Show me the money

Cha-ching

Y'all, I'm gonna fly to Hawaii

On a Learjet the old lady buys me

I'll call her sweetheart and honey

If she's a hundred and twenty

I'm gonna marry for money

I don't care if she loves me

She can be really ugly

I'm gonna marry for money

Oh, cha-ching

Mucho dinero

Come on over here, you good looking thing you

There's your walker in the corner

Over there, over there