ABC's and 1,2,3's (feat. Billy Puddles)

"Good morning, class"

"Good morning, teacher"

"I am your teacher, Mr. KJ-52"

"Hi, Mr. 52"

"And today, we're going to be learning our ABC's"

"No" (Yes, that's right)

"Can you say A?"

"Nine"

"Can you say B?"

"Twenty-seven"

"Just listen"

(A) Alphabetically attack with actual actions

(B) Bumping bass while I'm busting, breaking backs, blasting

(C) I'm catching cats crashing, creating creations is clashing

(D) Doing a double dose of damage and dashing

(E) While effortlessly encouraging everyone just to endure

(F) Facing feeble fools as I faithfully just flow forth

(G) God's good and God's great, God's grace I gratefully got

(H) Hope in Him has helped heal this hurtin' heart

(I) For idiots institutin' irrelevant type insolence

(J) Joyfully jammin' junk jacking up this Jesus journalist

(K) Killing just to keep the King's kids kicking

(L) Learning life's lessons and just laughing, loving and living it

From the A to the B to the B to the Z

Now, we gon' take it back to the elementary

And bring you back to the essence of how we emcee

'Cause we gonna break it down to you alphabetically

And from the A to the B to the B to the Z

Now, we gon' take it back to the elementary

And bring you back to the essence of how we emcee

'Cause we gonna break it down to you alphabetically

(M) I make the most of moments most men mentally miss

(N) And navigate nine new nouns, nearly no one notices

(O) Officially overturn obstacles that often operates to

(P) Put people in poor position in their proper place

(Q) Quite quaint how the quotient just quickly quits

(R) Reprimanding real rappers who in reality, they really rip

(S) Sorry saps sell ya sorry sylables and selling silly suckers

(T) Tell your tall tales trying to touch us

(U) I understand underestimating the underground

(V) Voting to verily vindicate your viscious type of vows

(W) While wishing, wondering, will we waste these wanted weapons?

(X) Xeroxing x-rated, x-con type x-men

(Y) Yearning and yelling at you yes-men for years while

(Z) Zig-zagging and zapping and zoom zealously for zeal

From the A to the B to the B to the Z

Now, we gon' take it back to the elementary

And bring you back to the essence of how we emcee

'Cause we gonna break it down to you alphabetically

And from the A to the B to the B to the Z

Now, we gon' take it back to the elementary

And bring you back to the essence of how we emcee

'Cause we gonna break it down to you alphabetically

"Now class, we have a substitute teacher today, his name is Mr. Billy Puddles" (Who that?)

"Billy Puddles, who's Billy Puddles?" (He's going to be teaching you your one's and two's, that's right)

"I want you to pay close attention"

"Mr. Billy Puddles, class is yours"

(1) One of these boys running on one of his own things

(2) Today, you better stop rocking those tutus like Tootsie

(3) Three days from now, we gonna check out on a three way

(4) Force you to fork it over in the intrepid on a freeway

(5) Hawai'i Five-o try to beat me like a price on e-Bay

(6) They had the six shooter to my six pack

(7) Seven of my nine lives just then took a trip back

(8) Like that young kid who ate all them eight balls

(9) Only got nine innings in this crazy game of paintball

(10) Ten out of twenty y'all, is going AWOL

From the A to the B to the B to the Z

Now, we gon' take it back to the elementary

And bring you back to the essence of how we emcee

'Cause we gonna break it down to you alphabetically

And from the A to the B to the B to the Z

Now, we gon' take it back to the elementary

And bring you back to the essence of how we emcee

'Cause we gonna break it down to you