At a Medium Pace

Put your arms around me, baby

Can't you see I need you so

Hold me close against your skin

I'm about to begin

Loving you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace

Play with my balls and tell me how big they are

Honey, rub your beaver up and down my face

Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle, now stick it up my ass

Push it in and out at a medium pace

Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was

Now shave off my pubes and punch me in the face

Oh, darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs

Call me an ugly woman

And take my picture

To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum

And take the shampoo bottle out of my ass

Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off

Strap on a dildo and make me give you head

Tell me to slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated

I'm about to blow my load

You tell me it's time to make love, but now I can't

'Cause I spewed all over myself

Then you look into my eyes and you realize

How much I enjoy loving you

Whoa

I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach

Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you