Big Butter and Egg Man

I want a butter and egg man

A way out in the west

'Cause I'm getting tired of working all day

I want somebody who wants me to play

Pretty clothes have never been mine

But if my dream comes true, the sun's gonna shine

'Cause I want a butter and egg man

Won't some great big butter and egg man want me?

Hear, hear!

Now, mama, I'm your big butter and egg man!

But I'm different, honey

But I'm from way down in the south

Now listen, baby

I'll buy you all the pretty things that you think you need

As long as I can keep this cornet up to my mouth

Oh I'll play you a little minor in G

And if you say it's necessary, baby, why I'll even hit High C, ha ha ha ha

Oh 'cause I'm your big butter and egg man

Come here, baby, kiss me

Big butter and egg man from way down south!

Pretty clothes have never been mine

But if my dream comes true, the sun's gonna shine