歌词
Well, it seems like more and more, we're being stifled
All them colorful words, I once used now are wrong
So, before we lose our free speech, and our rifles
Allow me to elaborate in this song
Life ain't like a bowl of cherries
There's too little laughter, and too much sorrow
It's more like a jar of jalapeños
'Cause what you do, and say today
It don't go away, it stay
It'll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow
I've heard them politicians, empty promises
All their views just put mine to the test
They put me down for thinkin 'bout girls and singin 'bout Jesus
Hey, I'm just a heterosexual, white boy, Methodist
Yeah, life ain't like a bowl of cherries
There's too little laughter, and too much sorrow
It's more like a jar of jalapeños
'Cause what you do and say today
It don't go away, it stay
It'll just come back, and burn your ass, tomorrow
Now, there's a complicated question
On the world's most brilliant minds
It's being asked by everybody
From Obama, to Glenn Beck
They all want to know why there's a warning
On them little blue pills
When there aint no such thing as being too direct
Oh, what the heck
Yeah, life ain't like a bowl of cherries
There's too little laughter, and too much sorrow
It's more like a jar of jalapeños
'Cause what you do and say today
It don't go away, it stay
It'll just come back, and burn your ass, tomorrow
'Cause what you do, and say today
It don't go away, it stay
It'll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow
That's right, ask Bill Clinton, John Edwards
Tiger Woods, and Bernie Madoff
Written by: David Bellamy
