You don't look like someone

Who would do much for anything except for

Skirts, undershirts, and the dresses

And the shoes in the shop windows

But I don't mind, well in fact it's all right

'Cause you're no more than just an adventure

I'm ready to begin

I don't find you very attractive

I don't think you're very bright

I only want to have some fun

With anyone who doesn't mind

You don't have to be amusing

You don't even have to smile

You just have to accept

That you'll be the world's nightstand

It's hard to believe but

I do know you inside out

After a brief conversation

Which felt far too long anyway

I've gotta make you speechless somehow

And I've gotta make it quickly

As I'm starting to feel seasick

Swimming in your shallow pool of

Irrelevant thoughts

You're no more than a cheap plastic bangle

A baby doll dressed up as an eight world wonder

But inside your head there's a big black nothing

Your soul and your seams

So you think it's all you'll ever need

You're no more than a cheap plastic bangle

A baby doll dressed up as an eight world wonder

But inside your head there's a big black nothing

Your soul and your seams

So you think it's all you'll ever need

I don't find you very attractive

I don't think you're very bright

I only want to have some fun

With anyone who doesn't mind

You don't have to be amusing

You don't even have to smile

You just have to accept

That you'll be the world's nightstand

Yes you will