Funk dat!

Question:

Why is it that every time I'm walking down the street

Somebody wants to stop me

Just to give me a flyer?

Come on, man!

Funk dat!

Get out of my way!

Question:

Why is it that every time I walk into the bank

The tellers look at me

Like I'm the one that robbed them last week?

Come on, man

Funk dat!

What are you lookin' at?

Question:

Why is it that every time I turn on the radio

I hear the same 5 songs

15 times a day, for 3 months?

Man...

Funk dat!

Get a new DJ!

Question:

Why is it that bums ask me for money

When I ain't got none?

What is it an "in" thing or something?

Let me remind this dude he ain't got no money, hm?

Man...

Funk dat!

Get a job!

You know

Every time I see my neighbor

She tells me to stay out of trouble

The other one looks at me

Like I'm the one that got her daughter strung out

Come on, man

Funk dat!

What are you lookin' at?

Seems like every time

It never fails, it never fails

I'm just chillin' in my crib

Mindin' my on business

And somebody wants to call me just to talk about nothin'

Funk dat!

Get a life!

Question:

Why is it that when I go out to a nightclub

Only the ugly chicks want to step to me?

I mean, like I'm ugly or somethin', huh?

What you mean, huh?

Funk dat!

Get out of my face!